Jokes Comp up and running

This jokes comp will end at the end of the month
The only rule is no offensive jokes like jokes about disabled people.

hehe this is my joke.
There were 2 men walking through the jungle, a soldier and his general. All of a sudden they come across a hungry crocodile. The general puts down his backpack and opens it. he takes out a pair of trainers and puts them on. the soldier cant believe his eyes. he says
"are you mad?! you'll never be able to outrun that crocodile.!"
the general replied,
"dont be stupid. i dont need to outrun that crocodile. i just need to outrun YOU!!!"

its pretty obvious what happened next!!hehe thats my joke its not the best but the first one that came into my head!

that so not fun i only kno dirty jokes

but your joke was not even funny

i agree!

Hope this one's allowed?

What's the most sensitive part of your body while spanking the monkey (masterbating)?
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......your ears!